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Sleep @ 1355 Metres

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After a sleepless night due to no airbed Jeremy was in a right pecker.

We went to the library as soon as it opened to skype Baz as it was his birthday today (tomorrow in Jersey).

We filled out an ‘intentions’ form for our 2day trek and gave it in to the DOC office so they can come and rescue us when Jeremy gets us lost.

A good start to the trek when, after several hours, we still couldn’t find the goddamn road to turn down! After discussing the possibility of a ‘rest day’ and running over a bird we stumbled upon the turnoff (we were only 15km wrong!) and started walking. Straight up a cliff. For hours.

Past the treeline the trail ended. There were then brief periods of hellish steepness and some pretty cereal mountain-goat style scaling. To make life easier we walked along the ridge of the mountains. Not for Victoria who has recently discovered her phobia of heights. After a couple of gnarly rocky crossings with beconing sheer drops either side, Victoria had a bit of a cry. We had also realised that if we had walked up a different ridge it would have been a lot easier. Doh! Still, Jeremys map reading skills were actually quite impressive as he sat and worked out our location with the compass and some geeky terminology about ‘triangulating’ or something. Must be his Bear Grylls shoes.

The views were stunning and not a person in sight, just a couple of birds of prey waiting for the two stupid English people to get lost and die.

We pitched our tent in a hollow between mountains with a handful of lakes and tarns surrounding us. The wind was howling and it was freezing but the sun was still out so we cooked on the side of the mountain overlooking Green Lake and the forest. Had a scrummy meal from a packet. At no point in time did that food ever resemble what it was supposed to. Mexican chicken and apple pie was more like rubber bits in water and cold sugared sauce with two biscuits ontop. But we were full and sat in the middle of nowhere, 1355m up, with noone else around and had that amazing view, so we were quite content.

Our tent took a hammering that night, but we both slept better than we had in days! Might be because of the 5hours of uphill walking and scaling mountains.

Helicopter

‘I think a Helicopter just landed in our field’. It was either that or a small earthquake had just taken place outside our tent.

Awake nice an early by the arrival of this helicopter so we packed up and got eaten alive by the carnivorous sandflies.

Drove to Monowai Lake and had some lunch, then decided to check out Te Anau up the road for some treks and all that wilderness stuff.

Spoke to a really helpful girl in the DOC office who organised our lives for us. She sent us on our way with a 2day trail-less trek up our sleeves.

With the thought of the next couple if days being food/shower/people free, we checked into a serviced campsite in town. The usual routine then followed; Jeremy does tech geek stuff on the internet whilst Victoria cooked lasagna for dinner.

After which, a complete change in roles occurred; Victoria ripped a hole in the airbed (and broke a head torch). Since being in NZ Victoria has turned into the hopeless case that breaks and misplaces everything and Jeremy is the hero that fixes everything.

(Although he didn’t actually successfully repair it. And he still can’t cook).

Waterfall

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Woke up to the sound of the rain and the he/she’s kicking the crap out of each other.

We (very briefly) washed in the river, hypothermia potential raised considerably. We then got all our rain gear on and started ‘The River Walk’. We walked for an hour and got bored so turned back. We [...]

Seals

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12 pancakes left Jeremy feeling physically sick. Things got a little touch and go when he brushed his teeth and got a nostril full of a poorly travelers poop. With the remaining 2 pancakes on the dashboard (Jeremy couldn’t bear to throw them away, even if he had to inject them directly into his stomach [...]

Boulders

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Famous boulders…tick! Not much to report, they were indeed a load of boulders, but it was lovely weather so it was nice to break up the drive to Dunedin with stroll along the beach.

Dunedin is another wierd NZ town, the only Scottish aspect being the lonesome [...]

Mt Cook

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Wind really went for it at 4am as our trusty tent struggled to stay pegged in.
At 8am we packed away in the wind and had the last of the cocopops then headed to a more sheltered area for one hell of a refreshing swim!
We stripped down from cold weather gear [...]